In the spring of 1985 I had been given a cassette which had Venom's "at war with satan" on one side and Slayer's "hell awaits" on the other. That tape opened Pandora's box of heavy metal. I searched out albums by both bands and at Cavages record store I found my own copies of #slayer "hell awaits", "haunting the chapel" and "show no mercy". I was already hooked on Iron Maiden but this was a whole new level of dangerous sounding music. By the end of ninth grade I was ready to replace my Maiden back patch (I had shredded the jacket it was on getting drunk in a field behind the elementary school) I went to our trusted head shop Pavillion International and got a back patch of this album cover. A goat - headed sword welding satan in front of Slayer's original (and sorely missed) logo. I wore that badge of confrontation proudly. It led to confrontation. That jean jacket never left my flesh and every day in the cafeteria there was a table of jocks that would mockingly exclaim "slayer!" as I walked past their lunch table. They had done it for weeks and laughed to each other. One day one of them upped the humiliation and chucked a tater tot at me as I slunk past. I was already an angry kid and the rage had been building over this incessant harassment. The tot hit my shoulder and then ricochet to my head. I stopped and pivoted 90 degrees to my left, took three steps and smashed the closest dude in the face with my lunch tray. He tried to stand up and I punched him and he toppled. I grabbed the chair he had been sitting in and threw it indiscriminately at the person who had been seated at his right. While I was enraged I remember time slowing to an almost serene pace. I threw some ineffective punches at someone's back, whoever I could reach and was then grabbed from behind by our gym teacher. He roughly and silently shoved me out of the cafeteria towards the school office. I received a week of in-school suspension. When the week was up and I returned to classes I was dreading lunch and the jock retaliation. My head was on a paranoid swivel all day. Every guy in a letterman jacket a potential threat. I anxiously waited for retribution all day. None came. Not a peep. I nervously went to school the next day. Still nothing. No jeers of "slayer!" Years later I ran into a guy I didn't know who was at that table. He was bouncing at a bar on Chippewa. He asked me of my name was Joel Menter. I responded that it was. He then told me that I beat his friend in high school with a chair (not entirely accurate) and that it was the most bad ass thing he had ever seen. He said they were all terrified of me and believed I was a satanic cultist. He laughed and shook my hand and let me in the bar without paying the cover. Man, I wish I still had that jacket.
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